The Fauci Prayer
In Obeisance to our Lord Fauci
Our Fauci
Who art in thy corner office
Give us this day our daily jab
That we might shed on our families and friends
And blame the unvaccinated
For our blot clots, heart attacks and strokes
Thine spike protein is the glory
For a life expectancy of 3.7 more years
Amen
I'm sort of working on a longer version, feel free to plagiarize and make it your own lol
Our Fauci
Who art in thy corner office
Hallowed be thy jab
Give us this day our daily lies
And forgive us our blood clots, heart attacks and strokes
While punishing the unvaccinated against us
Lead us not into temptation to do our own research
And deliver us to ignorance
For thine is the Spike Protein
The power and the genocide
Amen